We have two copies of Darn Good Cowboy Christmas to give to two commenters today.
My guest is romance author, Carolyn Brown.Hold on a moment while I have a brief fan-girl moment-squeee! Okay, I'm better now.
If you have to ask me why the squee, then you haven't been reading her books. Not only is she a fabulous storyteller, but she has some the sexiest and fun loving cowboys this side of the Rio Grande--both sides, if you want my biased opinion. Her towns and citizens feel so real I just know all I have to do is find a map (trust me, I've been looking) and I can go visit with them. I absolutely love the way they talk and the expressions used. It would be fun to head over to the O'Donnell house for Sunday dinner and listen to the music afterward--I'd even put up with Colleen to do that, LOL! Carolyn tends to make me laugh--a lot.
Today, she talks about a glitch she faced not so long ago, that wasn't very funny, but how she tells it in retrospect, is.
Happy Holidays everyone! Thank you, Sia, for inviting me to
stop by your site today! Halloween is over. Thanksgiving is right around the
corner and after that Christmas. And I have a brand new Christmas book on the
market, Darn Good Cowboy Christmas.
Liz has been raised in a traveling carnival and the top
thing on her list has been a house with no wheels. Her Uncle Haskell gave her
the house, a barn and twenty acres. The next thing on her list was a cowboy of
her own. Will the very sexy Raylen O’Donnell be that cowboy?
A few years ago it was doubtful that I would ever write
another book. Talk about a glitch that put me quite literally out of the
deadline world for a while. I had one that writers shiver about.
It was all Husband’s fault. He had house shoes that he just
slid his feet down in and shuffled along like an old man. Well, in his
shuffling he kicked some of the air from the living room into the kitchen
without telling me that it was sitting there, precariously at the end of the
bar.
Now, realize that I am gracefully challenged and even a
little bit of air that’s been moved from one place to another is a disaster and
I tripped and fell! Splat! Right there in the kitchen floor!
My left arm is the stupidest part of my whole body. I say
this because it thought it could hold all of me up and prevent me from bashing
my brains in on the kitchen floor. The silly thing hit the floor and I heard a
loud crack and saw a lot of blood.
Husband said that we had to go to Beloved Daughter’s house
and tell her about the accident before we could go to the hospital. So there I
was sitting in the passenger’s seat of the pickup truck with my feet on the dash
while he tells her that he thinks my arm might be broken. No, he did not
tell her that it was all his fault and that I was already cussing those damn
house shoes. That’s when I pushed my feet against the window to get away from
the pain and made the prettiest spider web cracks all over the whole window.
We drove twenty-five miles to the hospital with him looking
between the cracks and worrying that I’d never be able to type again. He sure
didn’t want to live with me if that was the case. He pulled up to the emergency
room doors and I let myself out of the truck with my good arm, started through
those big double doors (I understand now they lock them) and the receptionist
yelled at me that I have to fill out papers before I was allowed back there.
“Tell Husband to fill them out. I have to get this fixed so
I can write a book,” I told her.
The triage expert had the audacity to ask me why I
thought my arm was broken. I figured he had cow chips for brains so I peeled
the towel off and held up the bloody mess. His little eyes popped out and he
blanched. Then he asked me how much I weighed. Again, not so smart! I lied by
ten pounds or maybe it was twenty. I figured I had the right since my bone was
poking out of the skin.
They took me to a room to wait for the surgeon and cut my
favorite denim jumper and my shirt off my body. I told them I’d just kicked the
windshield out and they’d best leave my new bra alone so they laid the scissors
down and backed away slowly.
I went to surgery and that’s when they told me that the
“knockout medicine” was given based on weight. And I panicked! I had lied about
my weight and I’d wake up too soon! There would be a mess in operating room
four that no one would ever forget.
Being drug sensitive, I went out like a light and woke up
several hours later, looked at my arm and knew I’d never type again. But in six
weeks the apparatus came off and the cast went on and I told my fingers if they
didn’t type, they’d listen to me bitch until the undertaker laid me in the
casket and crossed them over my chest. They believed me and hence, Darn Good
Cowboy Christmas, my tenth cowboy romance and fifty-fourth book is now on
the shelves.
- The heroine of my book, Liz, wanted a house with no wheels and a cowboy.
- I wanted to be able to type again.
- What’s on your list this year?
Darn Good Cowboy Christmas
by Carolyn Brown—In Stores NOW!
He’s One Hot Cowboy
Raylen O’Donnell is one smokin’ hot cowboy. He could have any woman he wants, but he’s never been able to forget a certain dark-haired girl who disappeared from his life. So when she suddenly returns to the ranch nexct door, Raylen’s not fixing to let her get away again…
And She’s Out for a Sizzlin’ Christmas
Raised in a traveling carnival, Lizelle Hanson thought all she wanted was a house that didn’t have wheels and a sexy cowboy for her very own. But settling down’s going to take some getting used to, and cathing Raylen, the hotter-than-hell cowboy next door, might just take a little holiday magic…Excerpt
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Carolyn Brown is a New York Times and USA Today
bestselling author with more than forty books published, and credits her
eclectic family for her humor and writing ideas. She writes bestselling single
title cowboy and country music mass market romances. Born in Texas and raised in
southern Oklahoma, Carolyn and her husband now make their home in the town of
Davis, Oklahoma, where she is working on her next book, One Hot Cowboy Wedding, which will be in stores in April 2012.
For more information, please visit http://carolynlbrown.com/.
For more information, please visit http://carolynlbrown.com/.
