Monday, September 12, 2011

MONDAY MUSINGS: In Need Of Amusement




My sense of ridiculous is easily amused these days. I’m basically stuck indoors. I can’t watch the antics of puppies—don’t have any—which is a good thing considering my health and weather. No teen angst to filter since he’s elsewhere this weekend and can’t amuse me with silly tales of tragedy and comedy, otherwise known as his friend’s life choices. Shame I don’t write YA. I have enough plots to write a library of books. And I thought adults had screwed up love lives.

I’m reduced to finding my amusements elsewhere. Today it was sorting through my junk mail folder. Aside from half the African nation sending me emails starting with the word Dearest, and can I trust you (you’re kidding, right?) or urgent response needed in a business matter (which I take to mean rapid delete), I have people confused with regard to my gender. I mean, really, you’re new in town and lonely and want to chat with a hot GUY like me… about life? (read sex here). Last time I checked my email wasn’t listed with any sites as a *hot guy* looking for an easy chick.

Then there is the whole confusion about Viagra. I really have the wrong equipment to be flaccid and I don’t need directions for personal Viagra usage. The closest I’m going to get to rock hard is when I hold Olivia Cunning’s book in my hands.

Sigh...Well, at least the African nation knows I’m a woman.
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I need a fresh source of amusement. Grab a cuppa and have a seat... 

SO... 

What’s been amusing you of late?
Seen any good movies? Read any good books?
Have any good news? 


7 comments:

Hilary said...

Hi Sia .. certainly my junk folder does not amuse me .. but if I'd been confined for some months .. then I might be bemused - no, not actually!

Lots of blogs, lots of thoughts for the future and just generally keeping myself amused = that's life down here.

Glad to have you back though .. and hope improvement continues on .. slow but sure - have a good week - Hilary

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

No need for viagra here! And I am a guy.

Charliann Roberts said...

I know exactly how you feel with those e-mails! With my name as Charliann they seem to leave off the "ann" and think I'm Charli. Oh, you wouldn't believe some of those subject lines I receive! LOLOL
~ Charliann Roberts ~

~Sia McKye~ said...

Charliann, if my junk mail is any indication, I think I might. lolol!

~Sia McKye~ said...

Hilary, I did mention I was in need of amusement, right. There are days I'll take what I can get, lol!

Jo said...

Dearest Sia, I am writing to you and sending you a couple of million dollars, meanwhile give me your name so I can raid your id and bank account, I'll send you some of those pills too to enable you to satisfy your partner for ever. Well.........

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I think Jo covered it all.
I think my blocked sender list is as long as my address book - and THAT is a scary thought.