My sense of ridiculous is easily amused these days. I’m
basically stuck indoors. I can’t watch the antics of puppies—don’t have
any—which is a good thing considering my health and weather. No teen angst to
filter since he’s elsewhere this weekend and can’t amuse me with silly tales of
tragedy and comedy, otherwise known as his friend’s life choices. Shame I don’t
write YA. I have enough plots to write a library of books. And I thought adults
had screwed up love lives.
I’m reduced to finding my amusements elsewhere. Today it was
sorting through my junk mail folder. Aside from half the African nation sending
me emails starting with the word Dearest, and can I trust you
(you’re kidding, right?) or urgent response needed in a business matter (which
I take to mean rapid delete), I have people confused with regard to my gender.
I mean, really, you’re new in town and lonely and want to chat with a
hot GUY like me… about life? (read sex here). Last time I checked my
email wasn’t listed with any sites as a *hot guy* looking for an easy chick.
Then there is the whole confusion about Viagra. I really
have the wrong equipment to be flaccid and I don’t need directions for personal
Viagra usage. The closest I’m going to get to rock hard is when I hold Olivia
Cunning’s book in my hands.
Sigh...Well, at least the African nation knows I’m a woman.
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SO...
What’s been amusing
you of late?
Seen any good movies? Read any good books?
Have any good news?
Seen any good movies? Read any good books?
Have any good news?
